Global warming to refugees

Keeping up with the news is like trying to put toothpaste back in the bottle... not impossible, but highly improbable. I discovered this the past few days and have decided to do a summary of some recent news...

• Global warming: it's official. The planet has actually been maintaining steady temps for the past TEN years. In fact, some scientists are now predicting a mini ice age due to recent activity in our solar system. Hopefully this news will reach Obama administration officials who recommend we paint our roofs and roads white to prevent additional heat in the atmosphere... maybe they'll even let us keep them black to fight the ice age!
• It's time we put those plaques with "Thou shalt not kill" back in our courtrooms. Two gangs in Chicago beat an honor student to death who intervened in a fight trying to help a friend. While he lie on the ground, they repeated kicked him and killed him by hitting him on the head with a railroad tie. Our President is travelling to Copenhagen to petition for the Olympics to be hosted in this great town... Chicago.
• General McChrystal has requested additional troops in Afghanistan, "Or America may fail." The General also stated that he has had all of one meeting with our President since he took office. Today, one day after making that statement, the White House scheduled an appointment for the General to finally meet again with our Commander in Chief.
• Iran is test blasting nuclear missiles capable of destroying Israel. In a recent interview with NBC (which they did not air), Iran's President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, claimed to have direct access to and dialogue with the Muslim Messiah. Anihilating the US and Israel seems to be on the top of their agenda... and why did we not see this interview?
• Twenty House Democrats are now openly stating that they want healthcare for illegal immigrants. Supposedly this will save us money by keeping them out of our emergency rooms... my question, how can we be capable of providing them with healthcare but not capable of deporting them? Apparently we can find them if we are going to give them healthcare, we just can't find them if we want to help them get home.
• President Obama is calling for longer school days and shorter summers. This will supposedly help us to keep up with foreign nations who continually outscore us on testing... even though Singapore, Taiwan, Japan, and Hong Kong actually have FEWER instructional hours than children in the US. Maybe we should look at revising the content of our curriculum rather than petitioning for more time in our public schools?
• And lastly... the terrorists housed at Guantanamo were referred to today by a White House official as "refugees."